Geek Shirts and Hoodies

Here you will find all the outerwear that a nerd's heart desires: from math jokes to fan shirts of radio and television franchises.

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May the Mass Times Acceleration be With You

168,00 kr - 280,00 kr

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Star Wars fans watch out ... Here comes a smash hit: the Force from Star Wars is real! At least if you misunderstand the second Newtonian law – or ...

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Video games do not make us violent

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It's not the games themselves that lead to potential violent outbursts among players... it's bad internet connections and high pings!

Avoid Criticism

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How nice life could be if everyone just liked everyone... You know, if no one ever trod on anyone else's toes –- if it was always 'puppie...

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Pen Paper Dice Friends

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It's funny that the nerdiest game ever made requires friends, isnt't it? *)Anyhow, all you need to have a fun evening is a piece of paper...

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Snow White

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Once upon a time...That's how most fairytales begin. Like the one about Steve Jobs. Or the relationship between you and your iPhone.However, f...

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That is impossible

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Don't you find it terribly annoying that your fellow human beings don't express themselves precisely enough? You can counteract this with this shirt!

Glider Symbol

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Linus has its penguin, BSD has its demon, Perl has its camel and the hacker community uses this symbol, called Glider. It's still pretty new, ...

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if you can read this

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Sorry to all 1337 h4x0r, but this had to be said :) If you don't understand what it says on the shirt, consider yourself lucky. Nevertheless, here ...

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Latex

160,00 kr - 272,00 kr

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You haven't started OpenOffice for months because you write your own letters in latex? Then you shouldn't hesitate and get yourself this T-shirt!

BOFH

160,00 kr - 272,00 kr

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With this shirt, the world of computer users will tremble at the mere thought of you! Clickhere for more information.

1990

192,00 kr - 304,00 kr

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In the 90s, all was still well with the world - Germany was reunited, the Cold War was over and the new millennium had not yet dawned. We passed th...

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My Neighbor Garfield

184,00 kr - 296,00 kr

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One striped cat is like the other, so it’s easy to confuse the bus cat and Garfield. After all, both are selfless, sporty and always in a good mood...

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2 + 2 = 5

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Be it from George Orwell's novel 1984, Soviet propaganda or the Radiohead song, most people are acquainted with the (false) equation 2+2=5. Apart f...

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Roleplay Character DD

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In almost every role playing game, the tasks of each and every party member are set in stone: The Healer is healing, the Rogue is sneaking around a...

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Run IE

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Who remembers the good old times when you had to choose between Internet and talking on the phone? The Dial-up connection needed the modem and ever...

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The Book Was Better

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Anyone who reads will probably agree that when it comes to the comparison between movies and books: The book was better.Our own imaginations are so...

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export EDITOR

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The command export EDITOR="" is used to set the default editor. The short; rm, means nothing more than to "remove"..So, if anot...

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Space Invaders Alien

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Did you know?After launching it in 1978, the fixed shooter Space Invaders became so popular in Japan that after a short while, the whole country ra...

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Depressed Mosfet

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This suicidal transistor drapes itself in a short-circuit loop and waits for someone to respond to its request to press the fatal button.

Shit just got real

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A call, a dramatic camera pan and you realize: Shit just got real.This doesn't only happen to DEA agents à la Bad Boys, it is a common ...

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Root Heart Maths

168,00 kr - 280,00 kr

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For true lovers of mathematics

Companion Cube

184,00 kr - 296,00 kr

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The weighted Companion Cube has a special place in the heart of everyone who has ever played the video game Portal. This sweet, faithful, unassumin...

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This woman is not available

168,00 kr - 280,00 kr

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This is a shirt for the girls with German text.It says: "This woman is not available in your life. I am sorry" referring to the text that appears w...

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Black holes

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Even God sometimes makes small miscalculations - it's just stupid that a few planets are then always destroyed :)

Network Security

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So, your computer centre urgently needs better security? Are you perfectly qualified for the job? Then don't hesitate: Become a member of the ...

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You have to move...

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Unfortunately, the majority of people don't move and are happy with it. Maybe some of them will notice when they see you wearing this shirt...

I will not fix your computer

128,00 kr - 240,00 kr

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There are too many newbies around. If you do not want to answer dumb questions or deinstall AOL for the 10th time, then you may want to buy this t-...

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T-Rex couldn't wash hands

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The Corona pandemic has reminded a lot of people what they should already have known: It’s important to wash your hands regularly! After all, nobod...

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Run like hell

160,00 kr - 272,00 kr

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Question: What does every respectable archaeologist need?A) A magnifying glass B) A brush C) A pressure washer D) Sturdy shoes and lots of enduranc...

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Dopamine

160,00 kr - 272,00 kr

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For some reason, people like to call lots of things the "happiness hormone". Serotonin? Happiness hormone! Dopamine? Happiness hormone! Oxytocin? H...

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This meme is not available in your country

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On 26.03.2019, the EU Parliament decided to destroy the Internet and make memes virtually impossible via upload filters.With this t-shirt you can a...

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I'm with stupid

184,00 kr - 296,00 kr

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Quite possibly the last thing you'd expect of your t-shirt is it coming to life and starting to talk. And insulting you. All day long. Well, looks ...

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Immature

160,00 kr - 272,00 kr

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Oh, those bores who think we should all act our age and behave! What a crazy (not to mention booooriiing) idea! Yeah, yeah, we know they think gami...

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Flux Capacitor

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To build a time machine, you need these things: a small nuclear reactor, a cool car that easily does 140 km/h, and of course a flux capacitor. A ti...

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OMg

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Magnesium reacting with oxygen is observed in chemistry class in school, by most people. Magnesium reacts with oxygen in a highly exothermic reacti...

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Game of Thrones Trial by Combat

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Whenever you don't know how to evade a tense situation, Demand Trial by Combat. History teaches us that you can only win, even if there are ph...

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Hoodies and shirts for geeks and nerds

Lots of nerds like science fiction. No wonder, after all, spaceships, futuristic gadgets and the shirts you can buy for sci-fi series are pretty cool. But there aren't just unique shirts and hoodies for sci-fi fans in the world of fan merchandise. There are also lots of funny sayings and motifs for gamers, fantasy geeks, horror film fans, computer science nerds and scientists that deserve to be immortalized on a t-shirt. That's exactly what we thought! With us you'll find loads of unusual and nerdy shirts and hoodies for franchises and sciences that nerds and geeks love.

Shirts for scientists and computer scientists

The world of science is big and varied. The computer science and science shirts and hoodies that are available are just as varied. A classic, for example, is the Schrödinger's cat shirt, which is a great way to convey your love of the thought experiment to others. But besides physics, there are plenty of other scientific disciplines for which you can buy T-shirts and hoodies. For chemists, mathematicians, biologists and computer scientists, we have plenty of unique sayings and shirts that will simply sweeten your everyday office or laboratory life. But you don't have to be a scientist to think our shirts are great. If you're a fan of binary code and molecular chains, you've come to the right place. All computer science fans and IT admins who are big fans of the Bastard Operator from Hell should definitely like our BOFH shirt.

Unique shirts from fantasy to science fiction

Many of us probably already have one or two T-shirts from the film, series or franchise that is particularly close to our hearts. After all, you want to show the world what you, as a nerd, really like. Otherwise, why would you decorate your entire apartment with things like Doctor Who merch! Every Lord of the Rings fan would probably like a You Shall Not Pass shirt to show others that they know how to handle a Balrog. And ours is also great for the math fans out there. But most people don't just like one film or video game, most of the time there are lots of different ones that they just love. If you would like to have the right shirts and hoodies for the games and genres that you think are great, then you have come to the right place.