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Our shirts for computer scientists. Not everyone will understand them, but you can be sure that they will provide something to talk about ;)
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I will not fix your computer
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There are too many newbies around. If you do not want to answer dumb questions or deinstall AOL for the 10th time, then you may want to buy this t-...

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Stay at 127.0.0.1
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Translated into "normal language", the T-shirt text would read something like "Please stay at home. Don't broadcast /connect with everyone". For ex...

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Make ASCII great again
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Let's keep our computers clean and ban Unicode! Abominations like Unicode are destroying our good nerd-values and when you get right down to it, AS...

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You shall not parse!
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Who knew that two small words could make a seasoned programmer sweat and shiver in fear? Simply utter "syntax error" to reduce anyone who works in ...

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Thanks, Stack Overflow
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As we all know, a good computer scientist knows how to achieve a certain goal with as little effort as possible. According to Bill Gates, a lazy pe...

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CSS Ninja
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If real life obeyed CSS code, things would be easier...

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Jesus saves
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Why didn't anyone tell Jesus that backups are important?

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Life is too short for 56k
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Do you know the situation? After a long year of work, you are really looking forward to your next holiday. So you book a great hotel and you make s...

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Latex
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If you've had OpenOffice up and running for ages, then maybe it's because you write your letters with Latex? If this is the case, then yo...

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reset peer guy
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There has to be an end to this dumb "Connection reset by peer".

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software is like sex
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This quote by Linus is dead-on :)

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cd pub; more beer
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If you think shells live on the beach, and a console to you is a video game, this shirt is probably not really meant for you. But... if you have ev...

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true or false?
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Who tells us what is right and what is wrong? Or, maybe, right is not right, and wrong is right!? Maybe it's a matter of opinion?

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Hackzogtum
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This is the official shirt of the Hackzogtum association from Coburg. More information is available at www.hackzogtum-coburg.de 2 EUR of the sales ...

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./configure make make install
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There are two kinds of people: Linux user and... those other guys (people who might not understand this shirt). You will recognize them by their ab...

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Hello World
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Don't you sometimes feel like a new programme if you are out in real life?

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beware of bugs in the above code
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For all the real computer scientists ;)

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body
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Printed on the back is, of course, </body>Isn't everybody just a little HTML?

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I root - you nothing
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With this shirt, you wipe away the last doubts:Your server - your kingdom

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select * from users (v2)
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Without words.

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Unix is sexy
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Geeks have known this for a long time now: computers are better than sex....

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May the source be with you
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On the one hand, this might be understood as a parody on Star Wars, but it is also so much more: an ideal of the open source movement. If you cann...

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The perfect shirts for computer scientists

Sometimes a lot is needed to make the everyday life of a computer scientist relaxed and pleasant. Especially when the people you have to help with all kinds of problems don't understand how their computers work. Sometimes it takes more than just a few fancy computer science gadgets. Sometimes you also need the right computer science wardrobe to be able to deal with the sometimes very stupid questions you get. If you're wondering how shirts can help you with this, we can confirm that funny sayings make everyday life a lot easier. After all, who doesn't like it when colleagues nod approvingly at you at the coffee machine because the computer science saying on the textile of your choice is just great.

Whether for admins or programmers, here you will find the right T-shirt

Anyone who is now wondering "What could be so funny and unique on computer science t-shirts, there aren't that many sayings" may have thought that in the past. But don't worry, with our shirts no one has to settle for a run-of-the-mill computer science saying. Regardless of whether you are an IT administrator or a programmer by conviction, with us you will find the perfect t-shirts, hoodies and the like that will really speak to your soul. Whether it is to present your devotion to the Bastard Operator from Hell to the world, to show a few people how to read binary correctly or simply to let others share in the everyday suffering of being a programmer, we will dress you appropriately for every situation.

The perfect gift for computer science fans and pragmatists

It has been well established that computer science shirts make the everyday life of every IT person easier. After all, who doesn't like it when a piece of clothing can take the hassle out of explaining things? A T-shirt like this sounds perfect for pragmatic computer scientists, a perfect gift for pragmatists. After all, pragmatists want to be given appropriate gifts, especially if they are also computer scientists. So if you are looking for a gift idea that will kill two birds with one stone, you have come to the right place. Because with our shirts, no computer scientist or pragmatist will complain if they receive one of these as a gift.