Gifts for physicists

Gift ideas for physicists

Finding a suitable present for someone who decodes the forces that hold the universe together for a living may seem like a daunting and challenging task at first glance. But you can rest assured, because we have put together the best gifts for physicists you can imagine. T-shirts with jokes that only a real physicist can understand, matching mugs for coffee between two experiments and fascinating gadgets for home use are just the tip of the gift iceberg that lies dormant on these pages.

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Integrate Yourself

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Oh, e^x doesn't have it easy in mathematics, it simply can't integrate, because the integral of e^x remains e^x...

Doppler Effect

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The Doppler effect describes the change in perception and measuring of frequencies, while its sender and recipient either move towards each other, ...

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Newtons erstes Gesetz

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This product is only available in German.

Ich habe Potential

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Many of us have heard at school - or later in life - what potential we have if we just tried harder. But it should be clear that potential depends ...

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Perfect Numbers

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A perfect number is a positive integer that is equal to the sum of its proper positive divisors, that is, the sum of its positive divisors excludin...

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Come to the Nerd Side

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Many are those that want to tempt you, entice you, and win you over to their side. But there's only one side that offers you what you really n...

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Coincidence

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pi * thumb = 42-thumb = 42/pi-thumb = ~13.3742 is the answer to everything, as we know – life, the universe and everything. And, as we know, 1337 ...

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Black Holes Suck

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A black hole is a region of space from which no mass or information can escape due to a very strong gravitational field. Obviously, the following a...

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2+2=5

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For physicists, it's usually only the order of magnitude that counts anyway, so why bother with such small inaccuracies?

NASA Iron On Patches

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Not only Geek-anity, but all of humanity has a lot to be grateful to NASA for: the impressive pictures captured by the Hubble Space Telescope, Mars...

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Das Genie beherrscht das Chaos

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Maths-shirt with german imprint saying "The genius rules the chaos".

keep it real

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Mathematician Geeks are now able to express their opinions regarding imaginary numbers and imaginary things in general with this keep it real shirt...

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May the m x a be with you

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On this shirt, the famous quote from Star Wars must have been written down by a physicist. Out of habit, he or she replaced the word "force" with a...

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Sei Epsilon kleiner null

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Some mathematicians are said to have gone mad when they read this statement ;)

Physicists make great parents

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Physicists do indeed make great parents! Having an answer as to why the sky is blue, or why flies in a moving car don't hit the back window ar...

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Sei wie ein Proton

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Geek Gem Atom Model Necklace

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Do you already know our DNA Earrings and Molecule Necklaces? If you like colours, we've the Atom Necklace from our Geek Gem line. Both the chain an...

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2 + 2 = 5

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Be it from George Orwell's novel 1984, Soviet propaganda or the Radiohead song, most people are acquainted with the (false) equation 2+2=5. Apart f...

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Talk NErDy to me

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Nerds talk nerdy, and, if you want to get laid, well, pull the right levers and persuade your wonderwall by uttering some real geeky stuff that wil...

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Shit just got real

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A call, a dramatic camera pan and you realize: Shit just got real.This doesn't only happen to DEA agents à la Bad Boys, it is a common ...

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God said

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If the bible had been written by physicists, the maxwell equations would have been in it for sure.

You shall not pass

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Gandalf said it to the Balrog in 'The Lord of the Rings', while the Black Knight said it to King Arthur in 'Monty Python and the Hol...

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Schrödinger's Cat ADLEIAVDE

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The famous experiment by physicist Erwin Schrödinger (which was, we hope, meant to be an imagined experiment only!) describes the mad side of quant...

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Unit Circle

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Usually, most of our t-shirts are clearly aimed at people who have already discovered their love for mathematics. But as a true nerd shop, we also ...

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May the Mass Times Acceleration be With You

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Star Wars fans watch out ... Here comes a smash hit: the Force from Star Wars is real! At least if you misunderstand the second Newtonian law – or ...

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Nerd Charms

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When it comes to charms, we nerds usually think of powerful spells in pen-and-paper games, the counterpart to the Strange Quark or simply a certain...

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Depressed Mosfet

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This suicidal transistor drapes itself in a short-circuit loop and waits for someone to respond to its request to press the fatal button.

Black holes

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Even God sometimes makes small miscalculations - it's just stupid that a few planets are then always destroyed :)

Ente Wurzel aus Kuh

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Grow up Calm Down

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On this shirt, you can see what kind of nasty things logarithm and exponential function say to each other when in conflict.For those who do not und...

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Root Heart Maths

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For true lovers of mathematics

Economists do it with Models

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Most of the jobs we geeks and nerds have are not typically associated with fame or glamour. No matter how important and interesting a job might be,...

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Property of Physics Department

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Pretty much everything gets lost at university, doesn't it? Pens, textbooks, bikes, expensive personal stuff...Sometimes people think even sci...

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Schrödingers Cat

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Is she dead or not?

Physics gifts that are worth seeing

The world of unique and great physics gifts is practically as big as the universe that physicists decipher. Well, maybe not quite as big, but still. With so much choice, sometimes you don't know what to give as a gift. Maybe a couple of lab coats? A calculator? Or maybe The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy merch, which also has something to do with physics. One unique gift idea is science T-shirts. Not only will they make your wardrobe nerdier, the motifs and sayings on the T-shirts not only look great, they can also only be understood by real science geeks. If you show up in the lab with something like that, everyone else will definitely look at you enviously. Such a reaction would of course make you particularly proud as the gift giver of such a geeky T-shirt.

Gifts for fans of science facts and science fiction

When looking for a suitable gift, you don't have to limit yourself to the endless variety of physics gifts. If the physics nerd you're giving the gift to is also interested in science fiction and how our technology might develop in the future, then sci-fi gadgets are also a suitable, nerdy gift idea. Maybe a Star Wars mug, Doctor Who merch or a Star Trek construction kit would be just the thing to show others how enthusiastic you are about sci-fi. And if you still don't know what to give: pretty much every self-respecting nerd will be happy with something that has the number 42 on it. Just have a look around and you're guaranteed to find something like that ;).