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Gifts for computer scientists

Gift ideas for computer scientists

This is where creativity is at a premium for many people. ;) Unfortunately, it is becoming more and more common for people to need gifts that appeal to lovers of ones and zeros. Be it because relatives or friends are IT administrators, programmers or something else in the IT industry, or because SysAdmin Day is approaching - sometimes you just need something suitable for IT people. In our Geek Shop, IT people are some... Mehr anzeigen
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Defragged Zebra
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Ahh, nothing beats a well-organized home, right? Everything exactly where it belongs, all the books organized by the astronomical sign of the autho...

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One nice aspect of mastering a language that not everyone understands is the possibility of being able to make a lot of inside jokes. This is espec...

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Thanks, Stack Overflow
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As we all know, a good computer scientist knows how to achieve a certain goal with as little effort as possible. According to Bill Gates, a lazy pe...

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man woman
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Who understands women... Even Unix doesn't know what to do.

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Jesus saves
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Why didn't anyone tell Jesus that backups are important?

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Life is too short for 56k
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You're looking forward to your long-deserved vacation, book a hotel that mentions something about "Internet access" in the brief description and ma...

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Latex
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You haven't started OpenOffice for months because you write your own letters in latex? Then you shouldn't hesitate and get yourself this T-shirt!

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software is like sex
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This quote from Linus hits the nail on the head :)

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select * from users where iq > 60
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Uh Oh...Moments where you do not want to be the database admin...

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1 + 1 = 10
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Given that the binary system is widely used in IT (and thus in most parts of our lives), surprisingly few people actually understand the combinatio...

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It is clear to human eyes what color your shirt is. But if you encounter robots without color perception, the color information in hex is certainly...

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Stay at 127.0.0.1
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Translated into "normal language", the T-shirt text would read something like "Please stay at home. Don't broadcast /connect with everyone". For ex...

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Security by obscurity
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The main assumption of the computer and network security principle "security by obscurity" is that a system cannot be compromised if nobody on the ...

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Make ASCII great again
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Let's keep our computers clean and ban Unicode! Abominations like Unicode are destroying our good nerd-values and when you get right down to it, AS...

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CSS Ninja
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If real life obeyed CSS code, many things would be easier. Even the lives of ninjas (but not necessarily those of pirates)!

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beware of bugs in the above code
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For the real computer scientists ;)

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select * from users (v2)
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Without words.

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Unix is sexy
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Haven't geeks always known that computers are better than sex?

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cd pub; more beer
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If you think that a shell is a shell and only think of video games when you think of consoles, then this shirt is not necessarily for you. But if y...

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Something you may not know is that computer scientists have to deal with all sorts of trees. Quite often, the most common being the so-called binar...

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Hackzogtum
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This is the official shirt of the Hackzogtum association from Coburg. More information is available at www.hackzogtum-coburg.de 2 EUR of the sales ...

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./configure make make install
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There are two kinds of people: Linux user and... those other guys (people who might not understand this shirt). You will recognize them by their ab...

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Hello World
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Don't you sometimes feel like a completely fresh program when you're out and about in real life?

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Printed on the back is, of course, </body>Isn't everybody just a little HTML?

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I root - you nothing
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With this shirt, you wipe away the last doubts:Your server - your kingdom

Gifts for computer scientists can be found here.

If you are in the desperate situation of looking for gifts for programmers or computer scientists, you can be sure that you will find the solution to your problem with us. This overview is full of gift ideas for computer scientists, from binary wristwatches to doormats. Or how about surprising your favorite admin with a funny computer science T-shirt? We think that computer scientists deserve a little attention every now and then because they make such wonderful things possible for us every day :) It doesn't have to be a high-quality mechanical keyboard (that's perhaps more something for Christmas or a birthday), but the programmer's heart is guaranteed to beat faster even with the programming language card game.

Gifts for programmers who have it all

Of course, computer scientists are also happy about our countless USB gadgets, which bring variety to their unfortunately rather stressful everyday working lives. Or about a new mechanical keyboard, which not only looks great, but is also really practical. While you're waiting for the next merge, for example, you can spend your time in a pleasant and fun way. And no IT office in the world should be without coffee. Experience has shown that this black elixir of life tastes best from a mug with a nerdy print. The fact that this turns the trip to the coffee machine into a parade of the coolest drinking vessels is of course a nice bonus. ;) With that in mind: just take a look at our gifts for computer scientists and have fun browsing and giving gifts!